I’m going to do something out of character (and off topic for this blog) and complain about Wall Street. I started off my career as a baby banker before moving into venture/growth investing, and think I know a bit about the people on Wall Street. My thoughts here stemmed from a recent post I saw about several important bankers missing a “chat” with the President. I’m not really faulting the bankers for missing this meeting; there was bad weather and their commercial flights were canceled. Although, I will point out that, when I was a banker intern in NYC I once had to take an overnight town car from New York to DC to deliver pitch books because the senior bankers were afraid that bad weather would keep the associate on the deal from making the meeting. And they were right. And the senior bankers also had the courtesy to fly in the night before to avoid potentially missing the meeting with the important client. But I understand not needing to fly down the night before to make the meeting with the President. After all, he’s not really a client or anything.
But that is not the point of my piece. Rather, I’d like the point out the problem with Wall Street.
The problem with Wall Street
Wall Street is full of people who really, really want to make money.
In some ways this is a good thing. It provides a place for people who want to make money to do so in a legal fashion. It’s kind of like the way the Marines provide a legally valid profession for people who really like to kick a** and take names and blow things up.
But it also leads to some issues.
One, Wall Street will gladly take money from your grandmother. If grandma is silly enough to make a bad trade in a complex security, then she deserves to lose her money. Or, if grandma’s pension fund trusted some of its money to a money manager who is just not as smart as someone else, then grandma also deserves to lose her money. It’s too bad, but that is how it works. Although I’m not really sure how grandma is supposed to retire if there isn’t really a safe way for her to invest her money without sharks taking an unfair percentage of it.
Two, somehow incentives on Wall Street lost touch with the duration of the risks and assets bankers were creating. An annual cash bonus system doesn’t work if you are creating a security that might not show any problems for the next five to ten years. There is no claw back. Unlike PE shops, where partners can actually their pay taken back if their fund loses money, a banker (I’m not really sure why they are called bankers when they are actually traders/hedge fund guys working within a bank) - anyways, a banker gets paid at the end of the year for the actual and/or fictional appreciation of her trades. Imagine there is a trade (syndication, loan, whatever) that a particular banker could make that might result in her getting paid millions of dollars this year. Even if this trade has a small percentage chance of sinking the bank (or maybe even the entire financial system) why wouldn’t she make that trade? Her downside is limited to losing her job; her upside is unlimited. The NPV of that trade is very, very positive to her. Like the good little capitalist that I am, I always assumed that public stockholders, through the board, would ensure smart risk management and proper compensation of traders. But I guess I was overly optimistic, since shareholders lost billions and happy bankers still are getting nice bonuses this year.
I, for one, am glad that Wall Street exists. Money needs to move from industries of low returns and flow into places where it can create jobs and finance growth. I also like making money for myself and I don’t find anything morally wrong about wanting to make money.
I guess I sometimes feel bad about grandma’s retirement, but I’m not really sure how to protect her. And I don’t know how a bank is supposed to retain talent when that talent can easily leave the bank and go to another shop where it will get paid a ton in the form of annual bonuses based on short term gains. But something just does feel strange when grandma can lose her retirement, via no fault of her own, and very smart people on Wall Street can once again get awesome bonuses based on very short term incentive plans. It just feels strange.

